I saw an alien disguard rubbish

 For some reason it feels nowadays a lot of things are made up. Like, you can never really trust what you read or see. For the dreaded gods of A.I. now rule the ether. I must say it is great to have auto checking punctuation and spelling for writing. However, will there be a day when there is auto checking for truth and facts? Such is the question.

I got on the plane at Edinburgh and flew to London City airport. Flying now feel so matter of fact it is a simple thing to do. For a moment I just put my head back and closed my eyes. Then I looked at the window at the clouds. We passed a small cloud and it looked odd. Very odd. Like it had a flat bottom. I mean how can a cloud be completely flat on the bottom and not have fluffiness all around it? They are just water vapour and water vapour does it's own thing. However, as I looked closer I saw what seemed to be a window in the cloud. It was all very brief and I may very well have been dreaming, except my eyes were open and I wasn't dreaming because I had just tried to have a little dream and it wasn't working. The window slid upwards. The outline of a creature looked at the plane passing by. It had large yellow glowing eyes. Then just like a driver who doesn't care for pollution or rubbish. It threw out an object from the window and then the window closed. The object fell to earth. Gravity having it's effect. It was dark, almost black like.

I thought to myself great. Sarcastically. Not only are humans shitting where they eat, aliens come visit and do the same thing.

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