Trump is an Alien

 

We are encroaching a day of reckoning, when the most incompetent President ever to have won an election must give up his title. Well; truthfully he'll never give up his title because in honour of holding this position he can continue to be called President even after leaving the job. What it does question is how on earth he was able to get the job in the first place? In the answer to this there is both hope and despair. For his alleged wealth played a big part in it, this is the despair part. Whilst in theory if someone like this can get the job then anyone could get the job, the hope. Mind the reality is probably closer to despair. Rich, well connected advocates will always have the edge in becoming President than a down and out person. Social connections in the stratosphere of politics and class matter beyond anything. This is and has been his currency.

The reality is Trump is actually an alien. There are a wealth of clues to this, the odd behaviour of the
entire Trump family. There is some deep and ingrained not-quite-right way around how they act and talk. This is beyond hillbillies with buck teeth and banjos. This is now on the X-files spectrum. We know old Donny doesn’t like to eat much other than burgers for instance. I bet if he was given a lovely pan seared fillet of fish with sauce and fresh crisp cooked vegetables he’d probably turn green and want to puke. But he doesn’t care what other people think of his dining habits and will go about his own merry way doing what he likes. After all the advantage of being someone with an alleged hundreds of millions of dollars in net worth.  (Alleged because nobody has seen his tax returns) Lets also look at other behaviours his family has, such as the complete flagrant abuse of authority and their power position. Ivanka on the Donny team and knows even less than her father yet also believing she is able to give advice. Lets not even go into the dynamic of Donny’s words and behaviours around Ivanka, his own daughter and quite frankly border on the incestuous. His son a strapping skinny tall kid who talks English with an accent even though he was born in America. He sounds like he’s fresh of the boat from Slovenia where momma Melanka came from. Melanka walks around like an 18^th century French aristocrat before madam guillotine came along to put them in their place. She gives the air of everyone else around her being nothing but stinky stuff she’d tread in and just can’t shake off her shoe. She lives in her own reality and is the most divorced from any member of the normal world. These oddballs make a family a supporting of each other alien family who have come to earth and haven’t bothered to read the human book to normal behaviour in order to blend in. The book was either used in the toilet or they just felt reading was overrated. Indeed we know this to be true with Donny.

Witnessing Donny’s behaviour isn’t pretty, it’s been attributed to a personality disorder known as narcissism, where the only thing which matters is himself. He single handily thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread and the only thing who knows how to do a deal. It might be true, he knows how to deal where he is holding all the cards and the other player is at an extreme disadvantage. Yet these are not the skills required to run a country. Just like Boris Johnson in the UK knows about classic history and how to be a jolly good fellow but a cad. Their personal abilities are not humble enough of self-examining to understand there’s a greater human skill needed to run a country with millions of people and millions of lives in their hands. Not just those in their immediate social and family circles. Donny, has boasted how he could take a gun and literally shoot someone in the middle of the street and get away with it. He has used his power as President to march outside of the Whitehouse across a street and to a church when there were demonstrations around and against the abuse of authority against minority groups. He doesn’t give a care about humility, or compassion or empathy. Only himself, only how his own life is going at the very moment it is going. He craves for constant attention and then seeks revenge on those who disagree with him or go against him.

Inevitably we’ve seen many sackings. For when you are dancing to a looney tune the tune changes constantly and it cannot be possible to continue the same dance because even the tempo has changed. Unless your name happens to be Pence. I believe Pence got to earth before the Trumps and again though
he didn’t read the book on behaviour in full he did get something out of it. Yet at the same time enough to stand against the wall while the music played and to keep out of the bright twirling lights of the Trumpian discotheque.  Those loons do bump about a bit, all elbows and hamburgers.

Mind it is not entirely true Trump is only concerned with himself. At some point he got close to his wife and may even be a little fond of Melania. It’s not entirely reciprocated though, how can she be fond of someone when their tan rubs off. It’s evident in the way she glances his hand away as he tries to hold hers in public. It’s like she’s accepting she is his wife and must do the appearance thing but she’d prefer to be divorced and her own woman. I mean, what kind of woman is it who marries a man twenty-four years older?  There must have been an attraction. Anything can be an attraction, small hands, orange tan, or large bank balance. She is a trophy wife. Given the chance she would jump in bed with Justin Trudeau at the drop of a slinky negligee, the pictures of her looking forlornly at him and suddenly showing a flirtyness about her are there for all to see. She’s been
in his company but not in the company she’d really like to be in. Wink, wink. Her English is passable but then so is Donny’s ability to use adult language or words with more than three syllables unless he’s practised them a few hundred times in front of a mirror, carefully opening his mouth and voicing the word over. He talks to himself while he's doing it and no doubt is watching the latest news. Particularly those broadcasts about himself.  Or whichever show happens to be sympathetic with him. As we know he can't stand criticism, it makes him throw a rattle out of the pram, he gets riled up and then has to let off steam on air. For example Fox was his best cheerleader for a long time, until something happened. An unscrupulous doctor drop an anti-bullshit pill in the water. Even that most right wing of entertainment channels now can’t stomach the Donny lunacy any more. Oh how crazy Donny must of got when they started to question his inept rule over America.

Maybe as the sun goes down in a few weeks from now we’ll see an alien space craft hovering over Trump tower as he and his family are sucked up into a tube to disappear forever. A bit like the Mary Celeste, on the other hand we may be very unlucky and find out he’s decided to stay here for the rest of his days. Lets hope his days and our days continue and don’t end with him getting curious over what a mushroom cloud looks like while playing with a football. Perhaps the Whitehouse staff can pencil in a few dozen games of golf for him and save the world. Oh and by the way ensure whoever his opponent is they are sight impaired so unable to take fault with the big D when he casually kicks his golf ball out from the rough and onto the green. Afterall we know when it comes to cheating at anything to get his own win this man wrote the book. Unfortunately he also wears a clown costume, but it don't matter because his stylist said he was in his altogether suit, the only one of it's kind.